What If you Favorite anime character is being eaten alive?

If my favorite anime character was being eaten alive, I'd stand back and watch because damn, if you can't fend off a few monsters/cannibals you're too lame to be my favorite character. I mean, come on. You have a sword that can kill anything, an entire army at your command, a Kirin who has yoma for you to boss around, and general bad-ery on your side, Yoko Nakajima. You're better than that. Jeesh.